Short, Funny Jokes

[mattbowen]

Hi guys

I want short, funny jokes. Not the ones that go for 5 minutes.

And no old ones that get lame. Like "Why did the golfer wear two pairs of underwear?"
"Incase he got a hole in one!"

Hahahaha....Lame!!!!

And keep them clean thanks

 

[kingjack]

why did the farmer cross the road? to get back his chicken


why did the 1 handed man cross the road? to get to the 2nd hand shop

 

[jacko]

He said no lame jokes..

 

[mattbowen]

Hahaha. Love the farmer joke. It wasnt lame

 

[kingjack]

Hahaha. Love the farmer joke. It wasnt lame

lol!!!!

 

[The Red Devils]

Some may think it's lame but I think this is hilarious:

"What's brown and sticky..... A stick!"



Here's another:

"What's purple and smells like paint..... Purple paint!"

 

[mattbowen]

I love them

So strange!

 

[mj_fan]

want a clean joke........... a man had a shower.

 

[mattbowen]

I got heaps of jokes about pigs............but there too dirty

Made that one up on the spot

 

[dannyboy4]

a lady walks up to a man on a 15 story building as he takes a sip of beer, he then flys around the building and sits back down, the stunned lady said " how"de you do that? the man replies and says , its a magic beer he takes another sip and flys around the 15 story building once more the lady asks " can i try some" and the man replies "sure" the lady takes a sip jumps off the building and falls 15 stories to her death. Batman who is sitting on the next table says " Superman u can b a real ass when ur drunk

 

[mattbowen]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[dannyboy4]

im glad u liked it

 

[kingjack]

excuse me! WHY DID THE FARMER CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET BACK HIS CHICKEN!! LOL JACKO THERE IS NO WAY KNOW IT IS LAME!!LOL

 

[mattbowen]

I love that one

 

[kingjack]

I love that one

lol. it makes every one laugh because its so dumb

 

[dannyboy4]

what starts with F and finished with UCK .....................








Firetruck

 

[kingjack]

what starts with F and finished with UCK .....................








Firetruck

old.............

 

[mattbowen]

didnt expect that!

 

[kingjack]

look heres one if its gonna be like that! what starts with s and ends in t?

sandpit

 

[dannyboy4]

yeh sorry mate :O