I just rememebered the stupidest joke ever!
there a couple who want to show they love each other. They say to meet at the river at 5pm sharp or you dont love the other one. So the man arrived at 5pl amd his girlfriend isnt there so he jumps in the river and kills himself. The wife truend up at 5pm and doesnt see her boyfriend so she just leaves town. (It was daylight savings)
A few years later the girlfriend returns to the town with a new husband and kids. They all go to the river to have a swim.
Guess who jumps out of the water!!!
The gingerbread man!!!
I must be stupid but I dont get that one!
---------- Post added 17-10-2009 at 01:02 PM ----------
i got one i got one its an irish joke
A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Murphy. The boss thought, "I'm not hiring that lazy Mick..." so he decided to set a test for Murphy hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
The first question was, Without using numbers, represent the number 9. Murphy says, "Dats easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What the hell is that?" Murphy says "Tree 'n tree n' tree makes nine". Fair enough, says the boss.
Second question, same rules, but represent 99. Murphy stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir" he says. The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Murphy says, "each tree's dirty now! So it's dirty tree, n' dirty tree n' dirty tree, dats 99."
The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, "All right, question three. Same rules again, but represent the number 100". Murphy stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" he makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "There ya go sir. 100." The boss looks at Murphy's attempt and thinks, Ha! Got him this time. "Go on Murphy, you must be crazy if you think that represents a hundred."
Murphy leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes a hundred, when do I start my job?"
---------- Post added 17-10-2009 at 01:07 PM ----------
hahahha.
Why does Rhiana say "To the left, to the left?"
Because women have no right
I know I know because she is duckin chris browns right hand!
