Handy Hints...Ask slobbythegoat

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha i just replied to a thread and saw a fricken goat on my sig...thought id come and check out my helpful hints thread to see if i could find the culprit and sure enough...the so called "mod" has gone and ruined my thread and my signature pic. SURELY there is some sort of privacy disclosure statement that stops someone one from violating their privacy in such a way. im appalled at such behaviour!! i cant believe i got banned and didnt even know about it!! best ban ever!!!

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Slobbythenannygoat drinking cruisers or breezers.......fits perfectly for someone who waxes their arms.

i wax my arms for aeordynamics, just like chad does his arms and legs...it helps for when im providing quality information as there is less wind resistance when im flying on the buttons!!!

 

[nenjabin]

Slobby...I have a problem...I find whenever I drink a cruiser or breezer guys start hitting on me! Then they see my shaved arms and it's all over... This never happens with beer... What shall I do? I just love the femininity I get from a hard earned cruiser!

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

Slobby...I have a problem...I find whenever I drink a cruiser or breezer guys start hitting on me! Then they see my shaved arms and it's all over... This never happens with beer... What shall I do? I just love the femininity I get from a hard earned cruiser!

ah yes ben, the old "they think im a horses hoof cos i drink breezers and wax my arms syndrome".....what you should be doing is getting your now fiance to head out with you and get her to dress as hot as she possibly can, then have her cling to you all night...this will ward off all the fools who think they are men...they will see your nice red cruiser, ur smooth silky arms and your fine a$$ fiance and think..."i too wish to be like ben"....HOWEVER, there is an alternative...if you find that someone is taking offence to your drink of choice and smooth arms and you ARENT with your fiance...simply put the drink down...walk over to them and punch them fair in the face and start screaming and flaying your arms like a pschopath and yelling and roaring uncontrollably hitting anyone who gets in your way...i find this leaves a lasting impression on all involved forget beer, stay with your cruiser my friend...stay with your cruiser!

 

[graham]

im appalled at such behaviour!!

i'm appalled that one of my "trusted" mods changed your name back for you.

The word treason springs to mind.

I'm going to get to the bottom of this!!

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

This thread is providing a helpful service I would like u to please I ask the mods let's get this wonderful service back on track. I have already been asked to provide a similar service elsewhere....slobbythegreat maybe lost to OCT altogether if something is not done!

 

[chaddy42]

In line with the old joke:

They call Spiros, Spiros the Boatbuilder because he builds boats.
They call Con, Con the Baker because he bakes bread.
They call Chris, Chris the Winemaker because he makes wine.

Here is my question, oh Great One: Was it just one goat?

 

[kingjack]

ahh yes i have a question for the great slobby.

1. why isnt slobbythegreat a mod yet?

thats all

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[graham]

1. why isnt slobbythegreat a mod yet?

One word

CRUISER

 

[hsv006]

...CLASSIC THREAD..

 

[ducky_poo]

I have a question for the great slobby

While on holidays myself and two other people checked into a hotel. we paid $30 to the manager and went to our room. The manager found out that the room rate was only $25 and gave the bellboy $5 to give back to us. On the way to the room the bellboy realised that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each of us. Now we paid $10 each and got back $1. So we paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy had another $2, adding up to $29.

Where is the remaining dollar? have i been ripped off?

If you could help me with this as i feel i have been violated

Cheers Col

 

[Matt26]

Dr Mr Goat,

I have been feeding my 4 month old this product shown below.

Unfortunately since he has been consuming this formula he has had a lot of Gas and is giving me a migraine with his whinging.

Can you please provide some assistance with this matter.

Your faithfully
Concerned Father

 

[TheCardMan]

I have a question for the great slobby

While on holidays myself and two other people checked into a hotel. we paid $30 to the manager and went to our room. The manager found out that the room rate was only $25 and gave the bellboy $5 to give back to us. On the way to the room the bellboy realised that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each of us. Now we paid $10 each and got back $1. So we paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy had another $2, adding up to $29.

Where is the remaining dollar? have i been ripped off?

If you could help me with this as i feel i have been violated

Cheers Col

Ooo I like that one...

Pretty simple if you think logically... guys payed $25, got $3 back... total of $28 plus the $2 for bellboy. So extra dollar to the guys.

Of course slobby would have explained it a lot better than I did

 

[A_Iverson_I]

Re: Handy Hints...Ask slobbythegreat

pippen has retired, he cannot win the ROY if he doesnt play. that type of question should result in a ban as that seems to be a rookie questions...blake griffin will win ROY as he is the only rookie i know of...oh sorry, it wil be a tie between him and ricky rubio...he's the only other rookie i know of either way neither of them will make an impact on the nba like shane heal did

Wow...... I thought since Pip was so great he could still win it even though he's retired...... I am hugely dissapointed & will now burn all my pippens.

 

[exzibit3]

Dear Slobby,

I am staring at a photograph of somebody. If I don't have any bros or sistas, and the dad of the man in the said photo is the son of my dad, who is he??

Thanks!

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

In line with the old joke:

They call Spiros, Spiros the Boatbuilder because he builds boats.
They call Con, Con the Baker because he bakes bread.
They call Chris, Chris the Winemaker because he makes wine.

Here is my question, oh Great One: Was it just one goat?

yes chad, there is only one goat...and i am the goat...G.O.A.T...Greatest Of All Time!!

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ahh yes i have a question for the great slobby.

1. why isnt slobbythegreat a mod yet?

thats all

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One word

CRUISER

2 words....ethnic profiling

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Ooo I like that one...

Pretty simple if you think logically... guys payed $25, got $3 back... total of $28 plus the $2 for bellboy. So extra dollar to the guys.

Of course slobby would have explained it a lot better than I did

id have suggested that no matter what you paid the bellboy is entitled to NOTHING....id have told you to wait until the end of his shift, track him down, then "roll" him for the $2 he took AND the tips the rest of the hotel gave him, then you wouldnt have paid ANYTHING for the room!

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Dr Mr Goat,

I have been feeding my 4 month old this product shown below.

Unfortunately since he has been consuming this formula he has had a lot of Gas and is giving me a migraine with his whinging.

Can you please provide some assistance with this matter.

Your faithfully
Concerned Father

Dear Matt

Had you listend to Healthy Harold in the first place and followed the mantra of "if its not on, its not on" then you would not be in this predicament...now THAT is some healthy advice!!!

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Wow...... I thought since Pip was so great he could still win it even though he's retired...... I am hugely dissapointed & will now burn all my pippens.

yes mate, burn those pippens, i have them anyway...durian doesnt so burn baby burn!!!

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Dear Slobby,

I am staring at a photograph of somebody. If I don't have any bros or sistas, and the dad of the man in the said photo is the son of my dad, who is he??

Thanks!

exzibit, if you buy a photo frame from a shop you are to take out the picture that is already in there as they are not your family. they are random people inserted into the frame to give you an idea of what it would look like with people in it. if you take out that piece of paper in your frame and insert a picture of someone you know, you will be fine mate....trust me, you will be fine

 

[exzibit3]

exzibit, if you buy a photo frame from a shop you are to take out the picture that is already in there as they are not your family. they are random people inserted into the frame to give you an idea of what it would look like with people in it. if you take out that piece of paper in your frame and insert a picture of someone you know, you will be fine mate....trust me, you will be fine

Insightful if somewhat useless advice slobby. Your seemingly underdeveloped portion of your brain somehow circumvents you from working out but the simplest and mundane tasks, and solving riddles is unfortunately one of them.

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

Insightful if somewhat useless advice slobby. Your seemingly underdeveloped portion of your brain somehow circumvents you from working out but the simplest and mundane tasks, and solving riddles is unfortunately one of them.

Dear Exzibit

Riddles are for the common folk like you. Nothing in life or in the universe riddles me as i am the great one and i know and see all....it cant be a riddle if you have an answer and i have an answer for everything

 

[graham]

Do you have an answer for this ??