Handy Hints...Ask slobbythegoat

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TheCardMan said:
These questions have been itching me for a while...

Firstly, why do we waste thousands of dollars and hours online admiring pieces of cardboard?

My second question... what is your castle made out of? Trash cards I hope? Maybe useless GU cards which absorb the rain during winter and thick base cards which keep the sun out during the summer? Come on slobby we all want to know :)
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I can answer the second one! It's made outta LeBron & Jordan cards! :thumbsup:
 
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Dear slobby,

Is it really wrong to get sexual enjoyment out of a basketball card simply because it has a picture of Scottie Pippen on it. I have a 'friend' who suffers from this and he wets himself any time he gets a mailday and he gets to handle something that Scottie has handled. Its even worse if its limited and has a piece of his clothing on it. To me that sounds like a sexual stalker but he is obsessed and even chats online about his problem to the point where he brags about it. I've come to the conclusion that he is a little 'special'.

Worst of all Pippen is one fugly big dude. We simply don't get it.

Is he a lost cause?
 
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TheCardMan said:
These questions have been itching me for a while...

Firstly, why do we waste thousands of dollars and hours online admiring pieces of cardboard?

My second question... what is your castle made out of? Trash cards I hope? Maybe useless GU cards which absorb the rain during winter and thick base cards which keep the sun out during the summer? Come on slobby we all want to know :)
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hi card man, nice to hear from you

part a

collecting is an addiction that needs to be fed, it comes down to a need in your life that cannot be filled by a partner as cardboard provides unconditional love and wont nag and annoy you when you dont do something, cards love you no matter who you or regardless if you put your red undies in a light washing load.

part b

my castle is made out of michael jordan, kobe bryan and lebron james patches and autos, the autos run and give the catle a bit of extra colour and like you said the patches retain the most water, i have sweet shot acetate cards as the roof as it lets in direct sunligh. i find that overrated players tend to be more supportive during windy periods
 
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slobbythegreat said:
hi card man, nice to hear from you

part a

collecting is an addiction that needs to be fed, it comes down to a need in your life that cannot be filled by a partner as cardboard provides unconditional love and wont nag and annoy you when you dont do something, cards love you no matter who you or regardless if you put your red undies in a light washing load.

part b

my castle is made out of michael jordan, kobe bryan and lebron james patches and autos, the autos run and give the catle a bit of extra colour and like you said the patches retain the most water, i have sweet shot acetate cards as the roof as it lets in direct sunligh. i find that overrated players tend to be more supportive during windy periods
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:lol::lol: Gold

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG49uVLoVUk&feature=PlayList&p=CE2783BF2325C9D4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9"]YouTube - Top 10 Scottie Pippen Dunks[/ame]

Your youtube username wouldn't be djjhamal would it? (see comment on youtube url)
 
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chadjaja said:
Dear slobby,

Is it really wrong to get sexual enjoyment out of a basketball card simply because it has a picture of Scottie Pippen on it. I have a 'friend' who suffers from this and he wets himself any time he gets a mailday and he gets to handle something that Scottie has handled. Its even worse if its limited and has a piece of his clothing on it. To me that sounds like a sexual stalker but he is obsessed and even chats online about his problem to the point where he brags about it. I've come to the conclusion that he is a little 'special'.

Worst of all Pippen is one fugly big dude. We simply don't get it.

Is he a lost cause?
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Dear Chad

Its nice to see you have found a friend...great work mate we knew you could do it!!!

As for your friend wetting himself at the sight of scottie pippen cards and bragging about them and being special and being a sexual stalker, i too have found that this durian chap is like that, its good to see we share the same opinion of him...i do believe his condition is quite excessive, my professional opinion is that he should send his cards to me where i will look after them for an indefinate period until he has overcome his affliction...and yes you're quite right that pippen is one fugly dude, not as ugly as vintage cards though, they are absolute stinkers!
 
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slobbythegreat said:
not as ugly as vintage cards though, they are absolute stinkers!
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:eek::eek::eek:

What are you talking about Dear Slobby :yellow::yellow:

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sorry about double dipping into your tresure trobe of knowledge slobby
but i do have one more unanswered question ??

will slobby ever be a moderator or will u ever fit in and be a part of the administration team i would like your opinion on this and the other members of admin opinions aswell !!:-k:-k:-k
 
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aprec8 said:
sorry about double dipping into your tresure trobe of knowledge slobby
but i do have one more unanswered question ??

will slobby ever be a moderator or will u ever fit in and be a part of the administration team i would like your opinion on this and the other members of admin opinions aswell !!:-k:-k:-k
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mate, im a wealthy of knowledge, all your questions can be answered:thumbsup:

one would like to think that i would be made a mod however if the powers that be wish to bypass me i am more than happy to still provide quality information to all of the members on this great site, as for where i would fit in, id like to think right at the top as im the only one who has "thegreat" at the end of their name making it quite appropriate for me to be at the top, however...graham and chad do a reasonable job at the top so i wouldnt want to step on any toes!=D>
 
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Dear Mr. Slobby,
Did you ever notice the resemblance between Chris Judd & Scottie Pippen, how Judd carried West Coast Eagles to a title and Pippen carried Chicago Bulls to a title?
 
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thanks chad & slobby both conflicting thoughts on the matter
how do u think u would poll in a silent vote with all active OCT members having their say as to who the next mod will be
1 vote per average OCT member
2 vote's for 3 yr veterans
10 votes for moderaters/admin staff:whistle:
 
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Howdy Mr Slobby. if I would collect a side-PC player would it be Sabonis or Ostertag? Im thinking about manute Bol too?. I just wanted to get the best answer from u.





cheers,

GB
 
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Now I'm so glad you finally have your own thread now Slobs!!

I just have 2 questions for you...

1: As you are well aware, I'm doing the music thing and with you being a hip hop head like myself, I'm just wondering if "THE GREAT ONE" had any special tips or ideas that would be useful for myself?

2: I have finally got my dream card incoming and I'm thinking of switching up my collection and no longer getting Iguodala Jersey #'d cards and focusing on an older legend from back in the day!! Just wondering if you believe for this to be a great idea?

Thanx once again "O Great One"

God bless
 
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dear slobby

just wondering... how great are you?

rgds

two time nba champion - walt
 
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liamszaraz said:
Dear Mr. Slobby,
Did you ever notice the resemblance between Chris Judd & Scottie Pippen, how Judd carried West Coast Eagles to a title and Pippen carried Chicago Bulls to a title?
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ahhh yes liam i did notice the resemblence...quite remarkable actually....its my professional opinion that Chris Judd and Scottie Pippen are indeed twins. this explains their remarkable feats in the sporting areana and explaining how they carried their teams to the promised land:thumbsup:

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GoldenBoy23 said:
Howdy Mr Slobby. if I would collect a side-PC player would it be Sabonis or Ostertag? Im thinking about manute Bol too?. I just wanted to get the best answer from u.

cheers,

GB
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Hello GB, nice to hear from you.

Each of the players you are thinking about for your side PC are quite remarkable players, hard to separate their accomplishments, i believe your should collect manute bol, a legendary player, legendary name and one remarkably attractive male!

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rhysjsolomon said:
Now I'm so glad you finally have your own thread now Slobs!!

I just have 2 questions for you...

1: As you are well aware, I'm doing the music thing and with you being a hip hop head like myself, I'm just wondering if "THE GREAT ONE" had any special tips or ideas that would be useful for myself?

2: I have finally got my dream card incoming and I'm thinking of switching up my collection and no longer getting Iguodala Jersey #'d cards and focusing on an older legend from back in the day!! Just wondering if you believe for this to be a great idea?

Thanx once again "O Great One"

God bless
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Ahh my boy Rhys, my only OCT facebook friend, how are you!!

part 1

Rhys, from what i have heard i do believe you are destined for great things. follow your dreams young rhys and let The Lord guide you on your path...he wont let you down as he asks me for advice all the time!!

part 2

stupidiest idea since verse1 wanted to stop collecting augustin! jersey numbered iggys are your calling rhys!! you DO NOT ignore your calling!! i was once considering stopping writing the 10 commandments when i got to number 7 but i kept going and look where i am now...stick with it your rhys and your collection will prosper. maybe a retro player could be your side collection where you only collect autos and patches....i suggest manute bol:thumbsup:

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loafic said:
dear slobby

just wondering... how great are you?

rgds

two time nba champion - walt
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Dear Walt

Gald you found the time to ask me question...how have you been?

With regards to my greatness, it simply cant be measured or compared to anything.....sometimes i am amazed at how great i actually am....sometimes i have to stop and look in the mirror and reflect on not only my handsome good looks but my impecable ability to exude greatness.:worthy: its a pleasure for ozcards to have me on their boards and everyone must thank Alf for inviting the great one along!:thumbsup:
 
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