Handy Hints...Ask slobbythegoat

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

With the great thinking of my man vivo, ive decided to start a helpful hints page where I or all of you can provide handy hints when it comes to collecting...ive imparted some wonderful wisdom over the years and have gathered quite a few tips and tricks of the trade (http://www.ozcardtrader.com.au/forum/card-discussions/61197-storing-jersey-cards.html#post572126), so if anyone has an issue, let me know and ill sort it out or some of the others on here may be able to help im here to help, dont be affraid

mods: this needs to be a sticky!

 

[spphill5]

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Question 1

I have all these old pippen cards taking up room that could be used for other cards, what should i do with them?

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

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Question 1

I have all these old pippen cards taking up room that could be used for other cards, what should i do with them?

Answer 1

easy answer there mate, ive got an old coffee table with one leg shorter than the other, just send em to me and ill whack em under there to make it level again!

oooh yeaaaah! im 1 from 1!

 

[ljandkg]

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I have this rash in my groin?? It's kinda personal but ....

 

[Matt26]

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Why cant you and Durian just get along?

 

[graham]

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Dear Slobby

We have a member on the site who has delusions of grandeur.

He believes he should be a mod, starts threads demanding they be made stickies, and thinks he is being helpful by offering Handy Hints to members when really they would be better off asking Aunty Beryl who thinks Pippen is a type of underpants deodoriser.

Any ideas on what we should do with this member ?

Please help!

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

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I have this rash in my groin?? It's kinda personal but ....

answer 2

ahhh yes, the old groin rash hey, quite common for you kiwis this time of year as the fleas on the sheep are quite bad. my suggestion is shear the sheep and stay away from them for a good 2-3 weeks, they're not going anywhere, theres plenty of them. a good healthy dose of dencorub will clear up the rash in that area in no time!

2 from 2!!

 

[ljandkg]

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answer 2

ahhh yes, the old groin rash hey, quite common for you kiwis this time of year as the fleas on the sheep are quite bad. my suggestion is shear the sheep and stay away from them for a good 2-3 weeks, they're not going anywhere, theres plenty of them. a good healthy dose of dencorub will clear up the rash in that area in no time!

2 from 2!!

I knew the answer would have sheep in it but still impressed!

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

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Why cant you and Durian just get along?

ahh matt, that my friend is a great question. i could provide quite a poignant thought provoking insight into this topic however as this is a free service i am providing i will keep it short. its go to do with ones inability to overcome ones need for attention and ones social inadequacies...once this Durain chap overcomes this miscomings and realises he shouldnt collect pippen autos im sure he and i will become greatest of mates

3 of 3...say it with me...slobbyTHEGREAT!!

 

[Farmer2Goggin2Wade]

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Stgiaafc!!!

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

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Dear Slobby

We have a member on the site who has delusions of grandeur.

He believes he should be a mod, starts threads demanding they be made stickies, and thinks he is being helpful by offering Handy Hints to members when really they would be better off asking Aunty Beryl who thinks Pippen is a type of underpants deodoriser.

Any ideas on what we should do with this member ?

Please help!

Dear Graham

i too have noticed Chads delusions of grandeur, i think it stems from the waxed legs that he claims are for aerodynamics..quite simply, to fix that problem he simply needs to re-grow the hair..quite an effective yet simple solution to a somewhat troubling problem.

as for your second point, havent noticed his thread offering handy hints, the only one i have come across is mine and it seems to be quite effective with some great insight into a number of topics....seeing as Chad is already a mod, its been suggested before be hundreds of members that i be "modded" so therefore when you sticky this thread, just tick the little "make mod" button next to my name when doing so, also tell your aunt beryl i said hi and thanks for a wonderful evening ....thanks mate, keep up the great work

john

 

[Matt26]

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Like Scottie, do you often get Migraines when you are needed to perform at your best?

 

[Jets59]

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And to think, my dumb quesion started this. Fantastic. O and I have another question;

I got a Scottie Pipen Logoman a while ago. I ended up giving it to my little brother. He put it on the spokes of his bike wheels to make it sound cool when he rides. You shoulda heard it, sounded awesome... Anyway now its ripped and torn, is there anyway I can get it restored. Any suggestions.

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

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Like Scottie, do you often get Migraines when you are needed to perform at your best?

Dear Matt

No, i never get migraines and i always perform at my best, just ask aunty beryl, this thread is proof of my high quality standard

by the way, have ryan anderson or david lee carried their respective teams to an nba championship? this is a topic that im not too sure on, maybe you could provide us with an answer?

 

[aprec8]

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ok slob help me here if u can champ how many legs has this elephant got?

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

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And to think, my dumb quesion started this. Fantastic. O and I have another question;

I got a Scottie Pipen Logoman a while ago. I ended up giving it to my little brother. He put it on the spokes of his bike wheels to make it sound cool when he rides. You shoulda heard it, sounded awesome... Anyway now its ripped and torn, is there anyway I can get it restored. Any suggestions.

Ah Bdean, we have only crossed paths once but great to come across you again my friend. No mate, that card is beyond repair, its about as good as brad fittler is at coaching...useless! im quite surprised he used it for his bike, i find that lebron logomans sound way cooler, with a bit more of a meaty grunt....he should have used the pippen as a drink coaster like im using mine.

stay in touch mate, glad i could be of assistance

 

[Matt26]

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A question for the member of Slobbytown, in you opinion was Michael Jordan overrated?

 

[Farmer2Goggin2Wade]

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Dear Mr. Slobby,

I was wondering, who is better; John Slobodniuk or Scottie Pippen? :-k

 

[Essellohbeebeewhy]

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ok slob help me here if u can champ how many legs has this elephant got?

ah mate, quite an easy question, regardless of the "illusion" that that image is trying to portray everyone knows that elephants only have 4 legs, they also have 4 knees, 2 more that Jarred Hayne used to cheat his way to a grand final against the more deserved bulldogs

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A question for the member of Slobbytown, in you opinion was Michael Jordan overrated?

another easy question.....yes, michael jordan was over rated and he was a media beat up, an overhyped media sensation if you will...quite similar to kobe bryant and lebron james. pippen took the blazers and the rockets to the post season and jordan only took the wizards to dinner.

---------- Post added 07-10-2009 at 09:46 PM ----------

Dear Mr. Slobby,

I was wondering, who is better; John Slobodniuk or Scottie Pippen? :-k

Hello Liam, nice to hear from you!

I think you will find both of these individuals have reached "legendary" status therefore making it impossible to separate them. Once one has reached the pinnacle of being an immortal legend such as John and Scottie, its hard to ascertain a differentiate between the 2 when each individual was accomplished many great things

 

[TheCardMan]

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These questions have been itching me for a while...

Firstly, why do we waste thousands of dollars and hours online admiring pieces of cardboard?

My second question... what is your castle made out of? Trash cards I hope? Maybe useless GU cards which absorb the rain during winter and thick base cards which keep the sun out during the summer? Come on slobby we all want to know