Are kids really becoming dumber??? I mean maybe its just cos i'm older now but alot of kids are doing stupid stuff on a daily basis now days..lol
Are u a primary or secondary teacher mate?
How many apples do you get a day? Could you open your own fruit stand with the amount?
Would you have any tips for new teachers?
My girlfriend has almost finished her Uni course and will be getting into teaching next year hopefully, so some tips i could pass on could help.
If X=Y2/4*9 then what is Y worth?
I tell her we all choose when to grow ups ome of us are just putting it off.....
does 1 + 1 really = window
do you laugh at anything the class clown does
Do you teach sex ed??
When the Celts won the title how many kids missed school because their dads got too drunk to take them to school the next day??
Do you hate having 4 months of paid holidays each year? LOL
When on holidays do you hang out at the local shopping center?
Do you ever wish you taught high school instead?
Do you still like kids? LOL
Do you do classes dressed as a jewish singing cowboy?
Billy,
where do you teach? I am an assistant principal in Western Sydney (Mt Druitt)...and yes as my partner says why are you still collecting cards????
I tell her we all choose when to grow ups ome of us are just putting it off.....
Where do babies come from?
Seriously, my wife is a Uni trained preschool teacher and is about to make the jump to K-2 teaching. How much after hours work is required for say a year 1 teacher?
Cheers
Matt
Hell yes. As said below it takes some of us longer to grow up! Even fart jokes still bring a smile to the face. The move to the 5/6 has been good with regard to their sense of humour.
Toilet humour will get me everytime.
Same as you, sucker for a fart joke. or really bad tasteless jokes. (eg How do you know when vegetables are cooked.....the wheelchair float to the top)
Do you teach sex ed??
When the Celts won the title how many kids missed school because their dads got too drunk to take them to school the next day??
Do you hate having 4 months of paid holidays each year? LOL
When on holidays do you hang out at the local shopping center?
Do you ever wish you taught high school instead?
Do you still like kids? LOL
Do you do classes dressed as a jewish singing cowboy?
Sitting here pissing myself......
What the salary per annun and a all teachers fat and overweight????