the "OFFICIAL TROLL" thread

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22 frieken pages of... ____...

What have I learned?
1) don't go into a thread started by this guy
2) Garth doesn't actually look anything like Jermaine O'Neal
c) There are people called "whipper snippers" (according to Garth) - some kind of fancy hairdresser?
4) 11-9 hours ago people must not have had much to do...
E) I'm going to stick to the basketball forums...

Oh and Atlanta, Boston, Charlotte, Chicago, Cleveland, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Golden State, Houston, Indiana, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, Memphis, Miami, Milwaukee, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Orleans, New York, Orlando, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Portland, Sacramento, San Antonio, Utah and Washington all suck.
 
22 frieken pages of... ____...

What have I learned?
1) don't go into a thread started by this guy
2) Garth doesn't actually look anything like Jermaine O'Neal
c) There are people called "whipper snippers" (according to Garth) - some kind of fancy hairdresser?
4) 11-9 hours ago people must not have had much to do...
E) I'm going to stick to the basketball forums...

Oh and Atlanta, Boston, Charlotte, Chicago, Cleveland, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Golden State, Houston, Indiana, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, Memphis, Miami, Milwaukee, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Orleans, New York, Orlando, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Portland, Sacramento, San Antonio, Utah and Washington all suck.

The NZ troll finally awakens!!!!
 
22 frieken pages of... ____...

What have I learned?
1) don't go into a thread started by this guy
2) Garth doesn't actually look anything like Jermaine O'Neal
c) There are people called "whipper snippers" (according to Garth) - some kind of fancy hairdresser?
4) 11-9 hours ago people must not have had much to do...
E) I'm going to stick to the basketball forums...

Oh and Atlanta, Boston, Charlotte, Chicago, Cleveland, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Golden State, Houston, Indiana, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, Memphis, Miami, Milwaukee, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Orleans, New York, Orlando, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Portland, Sacramento, San Antonio, Utah and Washington all suck.

Awesome, I got two mentions.

I am wondering with 1, 2, c, 4, E, how does the rest of the Kiwi Numerical system go?

---------- Post added 26-08-2011 at 09:16 AM ----------

The NZ troll finally awakens!!!!

He's been awake for ages, has been spending that time reading this entire thread
 
Awesome, I got two mentions.

I am wondering with 1, 2, c, 4, E, how does the rest of the Kiwi Numerical system go?

---------- Post added 26-08-2011 at 09:16 AM ----------



He's been awake for ages, has been spending that time reading this entire thread


Depends on how many fingers he got on each hand.... sounds like he has got 3 fingers per hand
 
Just want to make this thread serious for a second,
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
 
Just want to make this thread serious for a second,
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

i don't know if it's awesome or sad that I know every word of that intro :lol:
 
He's been awake for ages, has been spending that time reading this entire thread

Correct. Way longer than any of you lazy buggers.


And Arthy, it's not like I would have been going into any of your threads anyway... ;)


I'm good at counting. I can count how much I've spent on ebay so far this year on 11,000 fingers....
 
Didn't you know that troll homes don't have doors? Lets them get to the computer faster.

you're right, wasn't thinking who I was typing to:

home from "work", slides down the muddy bank, sits on his upside down milk crate, which also doubles as a potty, then fires up the laptop? is it running on the power of urine or batteries? not sure how he got power down there!!!!
 
Just want to make this thread serious for a second,
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

copy and pasting is not allowed on this troll thread..!copy and pasting is not allowed on this troll thread..!copy and pasting is not allowed on this troll thread..! oops
 
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