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So has anyone told the TRUTH in their posts?

Why the fark aren't y'all playing NBL if you're that good?!?!?! "I'm unstoppable"... "I'll beat anyone"... "I'll hit 3s all day"... blah blah blah...

There! Someone had to say it!



Here's me...

Age - 31
Height - 180cm
Weight - 120Kgs
Position - Couch
Play Style - Lazy, Boisterous, rager (no quitting) and pretty much any form of bitching whinging and moaning
Skills - Xbox, movies, beers and scotch & food

Pretty sure that's covered me!
 
So has anyone told the TRUTH in their posts?

Why the fark aren't y'all playing NBL if you're that good?!?!?! "I'm unstoppable"... "I'll beat anyone"... "I'll hit 3s all day"... blah blah blah...

There! Someone had to say it!



Here's me...

Age - 31
Height - 180cm
Weight - 120Kgs
Position - Couch
Play Style - Lazy, Boisterous, rager (no quitting) and pretty much any form of bitching whinging and moaning
Skills - Xbox, movies, beers and scotch & food

Pretty sure that's covered me!


I was always too short (according to the coachin staff)i think i could have made given the opportunity, when trying out for Tigers JNR Teams....I was playing Dandenong Rangers REP ball way back in 96 97 and all the coaches were saying the Bogut didnt have any skills and he should quit playing ball....

But when i was at Frankston David Andersen had no skills what so ever and everyone (coaching staff and the like) were saying he would play in the NBA ...Goes to show what they know!~
 
So has anyone told the TRUTH in their posts?

Why the fark aren't y'all playing NBL if you're that good?!?!?! "I'm unstoppable"... "I'll beat anyone"... "I'll hit 3s all day"... blah blah blah...

There! Someone had to say it!



Here's me...

Age - 31
Height - 180cm
Weight - 120Kgs
Position - Couch
Play Style - Lazy, Boisterous, rager (no quitting) and pretty much any form of bitching whinging and moaning
Skills - Xbox, movies, beers and scotch & food

Pretty sure that's covered me!

Haha!! Well I tried out and got close... But injuries messed up everything!!

Played plenty of rep ball for Gold Coast!!

But being as short as I am... I've actually had 3 coaches tell me "they can't teach height, but can teach the 6'4" guy to shoot!"

Australia is full of politics & coaches sons getting first pick!! ie... Daniel Joyce!! (At least Andrew Gaze could play!!)haha

But yeah... Shooting ain't a problem... Got video evidence of it too!! Haha!! But that's all I got now... Can't run and jump like I used to!! Gotta work at it again!! Just waiting for the strength to build up!! My homie Stashman_GC has major game too!!
 
^ ha ha, yeah I remember your vid dude, crazy shooting.

I was just taking the piss really, almost every dude's post has said how aweseome he is, which brought me back to a thread YEARS ago on here.
 
I was first to nominate myself as coach as a true dream does not need a coach and I could be be used to ensure each player has a cold beer waiting when they decide to sub themselves out for a enough rest to skull the beer and return to the court

Wow I wish I had a coach like this before!!!! Settled you are head honcho.
 
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