Actually, I can say that I have nearly lost some expensive cards when I 1st started collecting. Had a massive break from 93/94 UD SE, a USA Trade card, Shaq EC, Zo EC, Webber BTG and I was eating lunch at Macca's with a mate. We left, and were driving home. About 5mins after we left, I realised I had left the cards at Maccas. Fortunately they were still there, but it can happen.
However, I must agree with all of you now. It appears more than likely that it was a Fake Break - 8) - as no pics nor posts since.
Gotta wonder why though. I'd figure it'd be a waste of time to invent a break. It's not like you'll get that time back again.