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Got this email here, its for guys and girls. Anyone interested in losing some weight try these:

Rough sex facts

Giving head massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories
-rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal
-without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal
-With one hand.........................12 cal
-With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal
-soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay:
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry:
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
-Missionary..........................358 cal

-Doggy...........................316 cal

-69 lying...............................286 cal

-69 standing.............................512 cal

-Italian hanger.........................912 cal


Orgasm -Real................................112 cal
-Faking................................315 cal

After "O" -Lying in Bed............................18 cal
-Hop off the bed............................36 cal
-Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Getting dressed -Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
-Rushing.........................98 cal
-Heard her boyfriend at the door.............1218 cal
-Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door.............1942 cal
-Her mum walking in..............................Priceless!!!
 
Nice work Kyle, I will be sure to print this out and take it home to my missus. The Whitening teeth is of special interest!! haha :lol:
 
DVS said:
Nice work Kyle, I will be sure to print this out and take it home to my missus. The Whitening teeth is of special interest!! haha :lol:
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=D>

I'm wondering how many of the guys on here would be sleeping on the couch tonight after sharing this thread with their partners!!!!
 
:lol: :lol:
Some people have way to much spare time on there hands...
ps..IVE BEEN TOLD YOUVE GOT NICE WHITE TEETH !!:smt040
 
The misses had a good laugh at this.....and then said go work out how many calories pleasuring yourself generates:shock: .... cause thats the only action I would be seeing last night!#-o
 
I'm a cyclist. I've got mates that call themselves fat and they are 60kg's LOL

Good work on the weight loss. Build up some lean muscle mass and that body fat count will come down a little with little to no actual weight trade off.
 
Italian Hanger?????

Oooo....

And does that mean, that all those skinny b****es fake O's in bed to lose weight and not make themselves puke after all?

Doesn't make them a good lay after all, does it when you put it like that :P *pats her chubbyness*
 
Nah only if she gets up and does as she's told, and then cleans up does it make her a good lay....

Well that's what Chad once told me.....
 
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