The hilarity of Engrish

[JZA]

Jesus, couldnt help but laugh trying to decipher what the bloody hell this nut is on about. i sent a msg enquiring about the $15 normal air mail postage fee, to which he replies:

"Do not think u r a "suck"!! I send the card in UPS, if buyer none requset. Please do not say that word again, see the detail maill fee...OK! THANKS A lOT.. U can CHOICE the mail fee.. DO NOT NO MANNER DESCRIPTION AGAIN!! I have never lie u ......and never think u r a ""suck""!!!!!!"

any ideas on how to respond to that???

 

[Funkadelic]

'Hilarity' is a word I really must use more often in my everyday vocabulary

I have no comment..

 

[wall4ace]

now thats funny.just ask him where he got his edubacation

cheers

 

[buyingstuffformikelee]

Do a Stone Cold Steve Austin "What?"

 

[DGCollectables]

Hey JZA, i don't think you are a suck

 

[buyingstuffformikelee]

Hey JZA, i don't think you are a suck

 

[whereiswally78]

I have never lie u

Good to see you keep your standards up, mate! Don't think he'll be laying anyone if that's the best he's got.

 

[wolvesjr34]

Oh Dear God.... English has got to be a prerequisite if selling on an English site... just my opinion!

 

[Ersk]

Must be a Hong Kong / China / Taiwan seller...........am I right?

If he sent you an email like that, he probably also did not understand what you were saying to him in the first place.

If you haven't bought the item off him, just stay away.

 

[mattyj]

all i can say to that is LOL....

 

[WoobieZarz]

What's he selling? Upper Deck Excrusives?????

 

[Dr. Curlytek]

"Do not think u r a "suck"!! I send the card in UPS, if buyer none requset. Please do not say that word again, see the detail maill fee...OK! THANKS A lOT.. U can CHOICE the mail fee.. DO NOT NO MANNER DESCRIPTION AGAIN!! I have never lie u ......and never think u r a ""suck""!!!!!!"

Translation into gentleman's English:

"Kind sir, do not for one moment believe that I am trying to partake in a postage swindle. I send my cards only by the highest priority UPS shipping methods, unless of course an alternative option is requested by a purchaser such as your fine self. I would be utterly taken aback if you were to make reference to "that word" again, my terms are laid out in plain English for all to see. I give all rights to the purchaser of my fine wares as to the methods of postage and thusly the associated fee, make no mistake. I would never tell a lie, to you or any other, and certainly do not take you for a "sucker". Good day sir."