It's a couple of weeks old, but I think it's a good 'first taste' of my writings, so I present to you...
Death By Three (Humiliating) Losses
LVG looks certain to lose his job
The mantra, 'anything can happen in sports' is often quoted, and the theme of almost every sports movie ever. It's true, upsets happen. But for one of the proudest clubs of any sport in the world, it's been pretty upsetting lately. Manchester United have been in poor form over the last couple of months, but the particular focus today is the last three weeks. I know for a fact some United fans snickered at the prospect of playing Bournemouth, Norwich and Stoke City in a row. Sadly for them, things did not go to plan. One of the best corners I have ever seen curled past Untied Goalkeeper David DeGea, without anyone else contributing. Another goal, despite United scoring one themselves, condemned them to what some supporters called 'the worst loss in the clubs history'.
The following week, 75000 fans packed Old Trafford to watch their team take on Norwich City, a team I have supported for about 5 years. I will never forget what I saw that day. United dominated possession, and conversely dominated the first half. Out of nowhere, Cameron Jerome shakes a defender, jinks past another one and hammers it past DeGea, and puts Norwich on the board shortly before half time. Ten minutes after the break, Jerome spots up Alex Tettey, not your usual goalscorer, and he drills one in the bottom left to send the Norwich supporters there into a frenzy, as well as the United fans, only their frenzy was abusing their own players. Martial broke his goal drought, and Juan Mata had the chance to tie the game with a free kick, but new number one goalkeeper Declan Rudd denied it, giving Norwich their first win at Old Trafford since 1989.
Stoke was the next team on United's list, for a Boxing Day clash. With fans already calling for LVG's head, Van Gaal desperately needed a win, as did United, who were beginning to free fall down the ladder. The Potters were up to the challenge, and two first half goals sealed the fate of United.
Social Media has not been United's friend, with numerous posts about how bad the club is, along with some pretty funny captioned photos, commonly referred to as 'memes'. Since the loss to Wolfsburg just before Bournemouth, which kicked United out of the Champions League, fans have requested Van Gaal be sacked. The rumour mill has been spinning non stop, with Ryan Giggs being the name thrown out there the most frequently. Van Gaal has been mocked on social media for his 250 million pound transfer tab, which can't get them over Norwich. He has also been crucified for the players he has sold, with numerous United 'rejects' playing very well elsewhere.
For Van Gaal, the hourglass has almost run out, and it would be wise for him to start applying for other managerial jobs, seeing as he looks to be keeping the seat warm for someone else.
Published on December 28 2015 at 10:11am