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R.I.P Captain Beefheart!
Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching—a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for an enema and a vaginal douche.
Tell me more!! You're on the right track. Let me just watch a Geelong game, and in a few broad strokes I'll come up with some random term like you
I wasn't using douche in the literal form either. This is term I was using:
Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Go ahead, go through the effort of watching a Geelong match.