Whats your Fav Movie Quote/s?

[AndrewG23]

ok guys, whats your fav movie quote/s? it could be any quote off any movie.

ill kick this thread off by saying my fav quote from the movie Billy Madison:

- you got a pet, you got a responsibility, you dont just sit on your front porch all day long, you get your ass out there and you find that f***n dog!

i also, like every saying in benchwarmers

theres way more that i like but i cant remeber most of them.

it would be cool to see what you guys like.

cheers,
andy.


PS: not sure if there has been a thread like this before

 

[mattyj]

Oooh i have heaps

Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off sitting in his car

He'll keep calling me, he'll make me feel guilty, etc etc

Ed in Shaun of the Dead

Can i get any of you c**** a drink?

heaps more, i will come back to this thread later

 

[AndrewG23]

Oooh i have heaps

Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off sitting in his car



Ed in Shaun of the Dead


heaps more, i will come back to this thread later

lol, yeah there is soooo many, i just remembered the one in my msn nickname from Happy Gilmore(yes im an Adam Sandler fan):

how about i just go eat some hay, i can make things out of clay, lay by the bay, its just mey, what do ya say?

 

[ace e]

one i can remember

Boyz in da hood

I aint from africa you black african booty scatcher

 

[ace e]

Big daddy - Adam Sandler movie

When the little kid says

I wipe my own ass

 

[AndrewG23]

Big daddy - Adam Sandler movie

When the little kid says

then the delivery guy replies "me too"

 

[nandalinnaung]

ahahah, alot of funny quotes from movies though, great topic...

 

[wjrwebber]

Friday was a classic for 1 liners, here are a few

Craigs' Dad-

I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.

Smokey-

Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You ****in' up the rotation.

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.

You got to be a stupid mother****er to get fired on your day off.

 

[WoobieZarz]

Super Troopers:

Farva:

License and registration......................chicken f***er

College Boy 3:
[licking back window of police car]

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

Or, how about something from Beerfest?

Barry Badrinath:
[about the past]

Come on, buddy. Can we bury the hatchet? I mean, we both know your wife just sat there taking it like a plastic f**k doll.

Todd Wolfhouse:

I happened to MARRY that plastic f**k doll!

Barry Badrinath:

I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!

Google work's well! lol.

 

[nenjabin]

Oooo nice thread. I have sooo many!!

Dodgeball:

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No, but i do cause it's sterile and I like the taste.

Anchorman:

Help me out here guys! Even the guy who can;t think said something! Come on!

I love lamp.
Do you really love lamp Brick or are you just saying that?
I...I love lamp. I love lamp.

Experts say 60% of the time it works, every time.

Benchwarmers:

Do you have a birth certificate?
Yes, right here.
(hands paper with a photo and written on it in crayon 'I am 12')

Haha sheesh, that's top of my head. Watch this space as more come!

 

[mattyj]

haha Anchorman rocks!

There were horses, a man on fire, and i killed a guy with a trident

 

[nenjabin]

Haha Matty:

Oh yeah Brick, I've been meaning to speak to you about that. You're probably wanted for Murder. Maybe you should lay low for a while, stay at a friends house.

 

[pennysdaman]

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.....Ben Stiller in Dodgeball.....
"Ok a limo that can fly now ive seen everything..."Gary
" Really Have you ever seen a man eat his on head?"....Spotswood
"No"....GAry
" So then you havnt seen everything and neither have we"...Spotswood....From Team America

 

[33WING]

Happy Gilmour has some of the best.

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...

 

[33WING]

And again,

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

 

[pennysdaman]

LOL i love Happy Gilmore so many great ones!!lol....

 

[nenjabin]

Happy Gilmour has some of the best.

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...

Agree with that!

Some like to call it luck, but I like to call it...well...luck I guess...

 

[AndrewG23]

Happy gilmore is hilarious! what about this from dodgeball:

peter lefleur -

ok, old crazy guy, i think im gonna go home now.

patches -

i aint crazy, and i aint a guy.

 

[pennysdaman]

If i saw myself in those pants id have to kick my own ass.......

 

[pennysdaman]

ohhhh and another one...
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass you should talk to my neighbour the account HUGE ass!