Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
It's because he's a troll!!!!!!!! They just sit there waiting for someone to post and then go oooohhh, I can reply with crap to this post ooohhhhhh, grumble grouch
i live on a street with just americans pretty much, even the parents were dressed up. i left a bowl of loolies outside saying
"Happy Halloween, Only take 1 or 2 you selfish F***s!!!!"
1 more story: 2 years ago 3 of us dressed a mate of mine up as a pumpkin head, made him look as fake as possible, put a bowl of lollies in his hand, children would come and take candy then when they came up close he would scare the hell out of them, only if they were oldish if you know what i mean, 11+.
i live on a street with just americans pretty much, even the parents were dressed up. i left a bowl of loolies outside saying
"Happy Halloween, Only take 1 or 2 you selfish F***s!!!!"
1 more story: 2 years ago 3 of us dressed a mate of mine up as a pumpkin head, made him look as fake as possible, put a bowl of lollies in his hand, children would come and take candy then when they came up close he would scare the hell out of them, only if they were oldish if you know what i mean, 11+.