Apologies to any Colin's on the boards
There is a guy named Colin and he is continually bragging how he can get to meet anyone in the world
His mate is getting sick of this and says ok get me a meeting with Keith Urban then. Easdy says Colin he's in Australia right now I just give him a call. So Colin gets on the phone and a couple hours later there is a knock at the front door
You better get that says Colin to his mate and when he opens the door their is Keith Urban
Fair enough says his mate but you do claim to be able to meet anyone, how about President Obama
Easy as says Colin and gets on the phone again.. Well to cut a long story short two weeks later both Colin and his mate are at the white house talking basketball with the president.
Upon leaving his mate is impressed but still not a complete believer so decides he will challenge Colin once again. He decides for the ultimate test and says Colin how about the Pope.
Colin considers this an easy challenge and they are both soon at the Vatican city although there is a huge crowd that they can not get through so Colin says to his mate You stay here and I will see if I can get up on the balcony with the Pope
Sure enough Colin makes it to the balcony and spends it up there while the Pope finishes the mass. He decides to make his way back to his mate and can see their are first aid people where he left his mate
Colin finds that the first aid people are treating his mate who has fainted. His mate loks at Colin and say
Having Keith Urban come to your house was impressive
Meeting President Obama was just amazing
But when you were up on the Balcony with the Pope and the guy next to me turns and say whose that on the Balcony with Colin that was the final straw
There is a guy named Colin and he is continually bragging how he can get to meet anyone in the world
His mate is getting sick of this and says ok get me a meeting with Keith Urban then. Easdy says Colin he's in Australia right now I just give him a call. So Colin gets on the phone and a couple hours later there is a knock at the front door
You better get that says Colin to his mate and when he opens the door their is Keith Urban
Fair enough says his mate but you do claim to be able to meet anyone, how about President Obama
Easy as says Colin and gets on the phone again.. Well to cut a long story short two weeks later both Colin and his mate are at the white house talking basketball with the president.
Upon leaving his mate is impressed but still not a complete believer so decides he will challenge Colin once again. He decides for the ultimate test and says Colin how about the Pope.
Colin considers this an easy challenge and they are both soon at the Vatican city although there is a huge crowd that they can not get through so Colin says to his mate You stay here and I will see if I can get up on the balcony with the Pope
Sure enough Colin makes it to the balcony and spends it up there while the Pope finishes the mass. He decides to make his way back to his mate and can see their are first aid people where he left his mate
Colin finds that the first aid people are treating his mate who has fainted. His mate loks at Colin and say
Having Keith Urban come to your house was impressive
Meeting President Obama was just amazing
But when you were up on the Balcony with the Pope and the guy next to me turns and say whose that on the Balcony with Colin that was the final straw
