Things NOT to do in your sleep

[wolvesjr34]

I reckon as a group we could come up with some hilarious things not to do in our sleep....

but last night.....

I swear I can top it all with what I did!

I climbed outta bed and head butted my front door - which is made of glass..... and it shattered.... everywhere! didn't cut my head but cut my elbow didn't realise it and poured blood everywhere....

And no, I have no freakin idea what I was dreaming about....

 

[ScottE]

You must have thought that you were a socceroo playing Italy or Zinadane Zidane.

 

[buyingstuffformikelee]

Gee whiz, scary stuff there bud.

 

[wolvesjr34]

scarier suff being how much it will cost me to fix it lol

 

[mattyj]

LOL Did it wake you up when you did it? or did u go back to bed and realise in the morning?

 

[WoobieZarz]

You climbed outta bed, and headbutted the front door?

Now my guess is, your room is the one on the FAR end of the house, and you had to walk thru 5 dozen rooms just to get to it, and didnt knock anything over!

That's hillarious AJ!

 

[Allstar cards inc]

TIP #1 - When replacing headbutted door consider using an alternative to glass.

 

[wolvesjr34]

LOL Did it wake you up when you did it? or did u go back to bed and realise in the morning?

It woke me up cos when it shattered it was loud and I wa slike "F*ck did I just headbutt that? Ahh hell I don't wanna deal with this" and laid back down, thought about it for five minutes... then panicked about the cost... then... realised there was blood everywhere.... wandered into the bathroom in a dazer couldn't find blood on my head which was good... came back to the bed.... then realise dit was my elbow gushing blood - went back to bathroom cleaned the wound..... went outside to the other flat and woke my sister up at 2am and in a daze cracked up laughing and said "I just put my head through my front door"


and No Mavs THAT would be funny - actually I had moved mattress into living room as I was watching NBA treplay of Bucks.... and well I think that was a bad move LOL

 

[The Truth]

Ahha, unfamiliar sleeping environment! (loungeroom) That would be the cause of that AJ. At least you were in a daze and didn't realise the damage you caused, lol.

 

[Prototype]

as bizarre as this all is, i feel like i'd be more surprised if this happened to someone else

top work aj, keep it up


also of amusement to me is that this is in the entertainment thread. i think our personal perceptions of what constitutes entertainment probably differs strongly.

 

[wolvesjr34]

if it makes ya laugh - its entertainment

 

[WoobieZarz]

It's definately Entertainment, I cracked up!!!

Then again, I laugh at even the saddest of things............. like...EDITED BY MOD

 

[vc15jrich23]

you can do some crazy stuff in your sleep, this guy that works for my stepdad had a dream his wife was cheating on him, got up shot and killed her, and since he was sleep walking he got of free.
be careful with that stuff man

 

[wolvesjr34]

don't reckon he got off free tho - he has to live with what he did, and that will never leave him.

Makes you wonder though doesn't it.... and I am still wondering what possessed me!

 

[vc15jrich23]

true but he does has 100 % custody of the kids, there was a special on primetime a while back about stuff you do in your sleep, it's becoming a more bigger and bigger deal these stories