The Ex COVID-19 Troll thread: 2019-2024 Sniffles Edition - Now a general funnies thread!

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• Jun 17, 2020

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@GarnettFan4Life that should be added to the site as a question when joining. If you dont laugh membership denied

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I second this motion! hahaha

 

kiwi_in_melb

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• Jun 29, 2020

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no posts for nearly two weeks... what is going on here

 

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• Jun 29, 2020

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To my good mate @Quicksilver

 

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• Jun 29, 2020

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• Jul 6, 2020

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To my good mate @Quicksilver

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is that crossing the line?
If so, I love that the first Line crosser was not me... i think

 

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• Jul 6, 2020

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GarnettFan4Life said:

is that crossing the line?
If so, I love that the first Line crosser was not me... i think

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Lets just say if you were a state of Australia, you would be Victoria!

 

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• Jul 8, 2020

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What's happened here?? Gone a bit quiet.

 

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• Jul 8, 2020

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OK I am definitely a member then, tears of joy running down my cheeks.

 

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• Jul 14, 2020

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Melons for 3!

 

Matt26

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• Jul 14, 2020

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One more from the cheap seats.....

 

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• Jul 18, 2020

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Does Quilton love your bum or does your bum love Quilton???

i would‘ve loved to have been there for the discussion on how to phrase this slogan!

 

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• Jul 24, 2020

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• Jul 24, 2020

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he makes it too easy lol

 

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• Jul 24, 2020

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• Jul 25, 2020

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This would normally fit in here but well, it's 2020, and it's true lol

‘Not made on this earth’: Top-secret Pentagon UFO task force reportedly expected to reveal some findings


https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/23/us/politics/pentagon-ufo-harry-reid-navy.html

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/n...e-reportedly-expected-to-reveal-some-findings



Thus, the Pentagon officially released three unclassified videos taken by Navy pilots of UFOs. To clarify, nobody is claiming the footage shows alien spacecraft, but merely clarifying that the footage is legitimate and the subject is unknown.

Even more bizarre, is that the footage was first published by the New York Times in 2017, leaked by Tom DeLonge, the whiny-voiced former band member of Blink-182, through his UFO research organization, “To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science.”

Anyone who listened to DeLonge’s excruciating appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience knows he’s a bit of an eccentric, further clarified by current Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker, who claims that he and DeLonge used to “get high and look for UFOs” out of their tour bus window.

But the strangest thing about the footage, is that in the context of 2020, it almost seems boring. You’d think the Pentagon officially releasing UFO footage would break the internet (all it used to take was a photo of Kim Kardashian’s bottom), but nowadays, the internet has become jaded to all but the most Earth-shattering event.

 

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• Jul 25, 2020

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On a lighter note from UFO's, Kim K's Bum, Kanye's meltdown and the Rona.... I give you:

 

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• Jul 27, 2020

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We need Mark McGowan to run the country. Has done a fabulous job. A premier we finally can respect.

 

kiwi_in_melb

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• Jul 27, 2020

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Who needs job keeper...

 

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• Jul 27, 2020

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kiwi_in_melb said:

Who needs job keeper...

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Setting up a GoFund me as we speak...... my wife has already chipped in $20 for a one way ticket!

 

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• Jul 27, 2020

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kiwi_in_melb said:

Who needs job keeper...

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now were talking..to Tokyo it is!!!