Firstly, an apology for Artest and Bryant fans. These are all in good fun and not mine either, lol. Let's all have a laugh! They even get George W in there lol.
Ron Artest Joke:
Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd
Kobe Bryant Jokes:
Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that he'll rebound well after this scandal?
A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant stacking money in his backyard?
A: To practice jumping bail.
Q: Why has Kobe Bryant started smoking a little pot?
A: To help him prepare for the Big Joint.
Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so UNPOPULAR in prison?
A: He's an all-star. He doesn't suck.
Q: Why did Kobe buy his wife such a huge diamond?
A: Because the weight of it slows down her punches.
Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.
Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe?
A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself."
Ron Artest Joke:
Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd
Kobe Bryant Jokes:
Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that he'll rebound well after this scandal?
A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant stacking money in his backyard?
A: To practice jumping bail.
Q: Why has Kobe Bryant started smoking a little pot?
A: To help him prepare for the Big Joint.
Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so UNPOPULAR in prison?
A: He's an all-star. He doesn't suck.
Q: Why did Kobe buy his wife such a huge diamond?
A: Because the weight of it slows down her punches.
Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.
Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe?
A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself."
