Nomination for the Worst Ebay Listing Ever

Here is one I stumbled across tonight...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/TIM-DUNCAN-...114339?hash=item41a0d3e063:g:ZDkAAOSwv-NWW-1f

Anyone beat this?

Oh no that's just NASTYYYY

That's pretty impressive, what would be creepier is the dude video taping Timmah drinking that bottle, putting it under the seat and taping his feet for the remainder of the game as proof.

One I did see a while ago which I couldn't wrap my head around (and now can't find) was a really old empty wax baseball card box carton which they wanted $14k for