WoobieZarz
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Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around Woolies when they collide. The first one says to the second , "Sorry mate, I'm looking for me missus, and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second bloke says, " Ah, no worries, I'm looking for mine too. I can't find her anywhere". The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?
The second one says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big knockers and is wearing short blue shorts and a tank top.
What does your wife look like?"
The first one says, " Ah, doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
The second bloke says, " Ah, no worries, I'm looking for mine too. I can't find her anywhere". The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?
The second one says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big knockers and is wearing short blue shorts and a tank top.
What does your wife look like?"
The first one says, " Ah, doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."