Just got in a FIGHT!!!!

lockymac

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Alright, so it was after school on friday....I usually play basketball with acouple of my friends at this park nearby my school..it's a kinda bad neighborhood. So in about the middle of the game, acouple of guys came up and where just eyeing me and my friends, we just ignored them for abit until they just started playing on the same ****ING court!!!!1 This ****ed me and my friends off...one of my friends yelled,"**** off!" ..they just knocked the ball out of my hand and that just pushed me to my last nerve...I punched the guy in the face and he just kicked my ass. My friends did alittle better than me, but I feel like the *******s won.

So I walk home like I usually do but with an injured face and arm....I get to my house, and my mom is outside sweeping the porch and she sees my face...I guess she got scared because she said,"you�TMre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licenseplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
 
Sorry
Couldn't resist
Hopefully there's some Old School sitcome junkies who picked up on that :)
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in my best Dr Evil voice... "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.":shock:

but really, unless your dead drunk when you wrote this (which is very likely) how could you get the lyrics wrong?!

"Yo holmes smell you later"

"to sit on my throne"

disgraceful! :D
 
Thats good locky...i thought you were serious for the first paragraph!!!

Ah the good old days....fresh prince, saved by the bell...those were REAL sitcoms!!
 
First thing that came into my mind was...

"Isn't Locky an old fart? What's he doing in school? HOAX!"
 
Ah the good old days....fresh prince, saved by the bell...those were REAL sitcoms!!
True dat DVS! lol. I used to love The fresh Prince, me and my mates were all into basketball and watched it religiously, they were the days! Saved by The Bell was just as good! lol.
I got that opening down and picked up on the little inacuracies too, lol.
 
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