WoobieZarz
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A young daughter of 18 says to her mother that she's missed her period for the last 2 months. Worried, the mother drags her to the Dr's to discover she's pregnant!!
The mother furious, demands "who did this to you? I want to see him RIGHT NOW".
The daughter makes a phone call, and an hour later, an elegant man dressed well, and groomed well pulls up and gets out of his porshe, and enters the house.
The daughter and her parents are in the louge waiting for his arrival, and as the man sits he begins to tell them "Unfortunately, due to personal family situations, I cannot father this child, but I will support your daughter for the rest of her life".
He continues "If she has a girl, I will give her $1,000,000 a hear, a condo in the islands, and much much more. If she has a boy, I will double this, as my legacy must continue in life".
"And if she is to have twins, I will double everything!!"
He then says to the parents "but I'm unsure what to do if she has a miscarrage"
Silence surrounds them, until the father says
"then you shag her again".....
The mother furious, demands "who did this to you? I want to see him RIGHT NOW".
The daughter makes a phone call, and an hour later, an elegant man dressed well, and groomed well pulls up and gets out of his porshe, and enters the house.
The daughter and her parents are in the louge waiting for his arrival, and as the man sits he begins to tell them "Unfortunately, due to personal family situations, I cannot father this child, but I will support your daughter for the rest of her life".
He continues "If she has a girl, I will give her $1,000,000 a hear, a condo in the islands, and much much more. If she has a boy, I will double this, as my legacy must continue in life".
"And if she is to have twins, I will double everything!!"
He then says to the parents "but I'm unsure what to do if she has a miscarrage"
Silence surrounds them, until the father says
"then you shag her again".....
