Hero avatar month!
- Thread starter Ja$e
- Start date
I should be banned for this but you may have opened a can of worms here jvalles69 with that Chuck Norris Avatar. I'm sorry guys but here's some Chuck Facts, i have tried to keep them within the guidelines. Enjoy
:smt109 I'll leave Emmitt Smith up there as my hero.:smt109
:smt109 I'll leave Emmitt Smith up there as my hero.:smt109
- Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*^# he wants.
- Chuck Norris can speak braille.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
- Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
- Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
- Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean
- Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
- Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
- Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
- Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
- Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
- When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
- Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
- Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.
- If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear
- Chuck Norris banging your sister.
- Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a Indian.
-
- Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
- Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
- Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
- If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.
- Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
- Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
clarkescards
OzCards Greatest Hero!!!!
I should be banned for this but you may have opened a can of worms here jvalles69 with that Chuck Norris Avatar. I'm sorry guys but here's some Chuck Facts, i have tried to keep them within the guidelines. Enjoy
Nah. Definitely don't derserve to get banned for that. That's funny as.
it was hard to pick one.but how can you go past the cheerleader.here is a couple more.
wolvesjr34
Morrow Super Collector
What's with what?
In a time of ancient Gods, Warlords and Kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero....
She was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle. The Power. The Passion. The Danger. Her courage will change the world!
