*Lebron will publish an autobiography... as soon as he can come up with a title
*What is the difference between saturn and lebron? Saturn has rings...
*The reason lebron skipped college was to avoid the finals
*Dont ask lebron for change of a dollar, he only has 75 cents... because he can never come up with a 4th quarter
*Dallas has declared lebron james day... everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early...
*Apple is coming out with the lebron james iPhone... but it only vibrates cos it has no rings
*We should be careful shipping the lebron champion t-shirts to guatemala... they could be a choking hazard...
lol, hello from Dallas TX home of the NBA champions!!