Crows End of season Function

Hilarious!! just recived this by email thought id give you all a read.Harsh but funny!!!!!


ADELAIDE F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE



ADELAIDE F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter

Egg on Face
Chicken Wings (past their best)
Craig Flounder Stuffed
ArtiCHOKE Surprise (well beaten)

Main course

Humble Pie
Chump Chops, with Haz Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - Big Lemon Perrie (gutted) Tenderised Roo (well past its best)

Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Cream Puffs
Pav (withdrawn from menu - not available for next 3 years)

Drinks

Bitter Beer
Little Spirit
Whine
Chardonnay Empty Shelf 2005, 2006 & 2007 Champagne - sorry none ordered Mount Franklin Water

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guest speakers:
Leigh Mathews - "What it's like to play in finals, and win"
Mark Williams - "Giving youth a chance - how it can lead to success"
Gary Ayres - "I also coached the Crows to a Prelim but got sacked"
Malcolm Blight - "Tactics on match day - how they help win finals"

Function will go until late as there is no need for a curfew now that the season's over.

Transport to the function is available via the Crows' mini-bus, as just like Neil Craig, it's half a coach.

Part proceeds from ticket sales will be donated to Simon Goodwin's TAB account.

So Crows fans bring along a Buddy and enjoy a great night!!!

hahahaha good stuff.

*amused*

I feel bad for teams who fail miserably ina season - cos its just so painful what the fans get up to!

love it, got a good laugh out of that - esp "the pav line".

GOLD!! Very funy mate!!