Cricket Sledges

[Warney]

Hey Everyone,

There has been some absolute crack up sledges out there, what is your favourite?

One of my favourite ones is when you get a batsman out and scream, "Back to the nets d***head!"

 

[Tricolour]

i have a few basic ones

hes swinging like a toilet door at a curry restaurant

on his toes and of he goes

send his bales to new south wales

there just ones i can think of off the top of my head

 

[jacko]

He's sweating like a pope in a condom factory
Sweating like a phedophile at a wiggles concert.

 

[ljandkg]

I think it's pretty gutless to bag someone once u have got them out - don't mind a bit of banter during battle though...
Always remember the Glenn McGrath sledges as the best...
To a fat Eddo Brandes - Zimbabwe tailender he was bowling to - "why are u so fat?"
"Because every time I %^&%^ your wife I ate a biscuit!"

Then there was the famous McGrath/Sarwan incident....
It's even more x rated!! But lets just say McGrath came off worse again!!!

 

[aussiecricketer]

Couple of my favourites... and I use them quite often fielding tooo close to the batsman.. lol

More leaves than a tree here fellas

More edges than a ream of paper

 

[kingjack]

someone call the cops this guys nicking every thing

this guys got more leaves than a tree

this guys got more blocks than a lego set

this guys got more misses than shane warne



and a couple of rude ones which i wont mention

 

[wallbank]

More misses than King Henry the 8th

 

[axeman23]

I remember my dad telling me about a good exchange he heard watching the cricket.

Bowler: "Soooo, how's your wife and my kids?"
Batsman: The wife's doing fine, but the kids are all retarded."

 

[Warney]

I remember my dad telling me about a good exchange he heard watching the cricket.

Bowler: "Soooo, how's your wife and my kids?"
Batsman: The wife's doing fine, but the kids are all retarded."

that is a good one!

This is another funny one from Mark Waugh- he was shut down big time!

Mark Waugh - Mate what the f*** are you doing out here, surely you're not good enough to play for England!
James Ormond - At least I'm the best cricketer in my family.

 

[The Red Devils]

Here's one for a couple of balls going to the slips:

This batsmen's like a donut - he's all edges and no middle.

 

[Farmer2Goggin2Wade]

One of my fav's;

Botham v Richards

Apparently Botham had beaten Viv outside off stump a couple of balls in row. The Poms thought they had Viv on the ropes, and after one of the deliveries, Botham grabbed the ball, walked down the pitch, held the ball up, and said, "here, have a good look at it, that's what it looks like, see if you can hit it". The next ball, Viv smashes him for six, and says, "Well, you know what it looks like, go and f&#king get it"

 

[caughtgully]

One of my fav's;

Botham v Richards

Apparently Botham had beaten Viv outside off stump a couple of balls in row. The Poms thought they had Viv on the ropes, and after one of the deliveries, Botham grabbed the ball, walked down the pitch, held the ball up, and said, "here, have a good look at it, that's what it looks like, see if you can hit it". The next ball, Viv smashes him for six, and says, "Well, you know what it looks like, go and f&#king get it"

I've heard that before and its still the best ever

I got hit for a massive six a while back against Newcastle. It cleared the ropes by about 30m on a pretty big ground and one of my team mates yells out from slips "Don't worry Andy, thats the short boundary!"

 

[edd1e66]

Just google Adam Parore

 

[dk_kinnell]

farken GOLD!

I've heard that before and its still the best ever

I got hit for a massive six a while back against Newcastle. It cleared the ropes by about 30m on a pretty big ground and one of my team mates yells out from slips "Don't worry Andy, thats the short boundary!"

---------- Post added 07-12-2009 at 04:03 PM ----------

i was at work and just lost it laughing every one looked at me gold!

One of my fav's;

Botham v Richards

Apparently Botham had beaten Viv outside off stump a couple of balls in row. The Poms thought they had Viv on the ropes, and after one of the deliveries, Botham grabbed the ball, walked down the pitch, held the ball up, and said, "here, have a good look at it, that's what it looks like, see if you can hit it". The next ball, Viv smashes him for six, and says, "Well, you know what it looks like, go and f&#king get it"

 

[vivo87]

One of my fav's;

Botham v Richards

Apparently Botham had beaten Viv outside off stump a couple of balls in row. The Poms thought they had Viv on the ropes, and after one of the deliveries, Botham grabbed the ball, walked down the pitch, held the ball up, and said, "here, have a good look at it, that's what it looks like, see if you can hit it". The next ball, Viv smashes him for six, and says, "Well, you know what it looks like, go and f&#king get it"

haha thats sensational

Check out this site some good one's on it...

http://www.asylum.com.au/2009/07/07/all-time-greatest-cricket-sledges/

 

[dannyboy4]

seen more runs on a toilet seat

seen better hacks on the internet

 

[Warney]

god some of these are hilarious!

Here are a few more-

Ian Healy is trying to convince Ranatunga to leave his crease- Put a mars bar on a good length, that should do it!

Brett Lee keeps troubling Inzaman Ul-Haq, Lee chuckles and Inzaman turns around and says, Stop Bowling off spinners!

Shane Warne - Darryl I've been waiting years for the chance to embarass you again.
Darryl Cullinan - Really, it looks like most of the time you spent eating.

Glenn McGrath - What does Brian Lara's c*** taste like?
Ramanesh Sarwan - I don't know ask your wife
Glenn McGrath - You mention my f****g wife again and i'll rip your f*****g throat out!

Robin Smith & Merv Hughes
During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed: "You can't f*****g bat".
Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f*****g bat & you can't f*****g bowl!!!!"

Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad
During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor.
A few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.

Here are a few Youtube vids-

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlFF98dM8sA"]YouTube- Kumar Sangakkara sledging Shaun Pollock[/ame]

Boucher's is a crack up!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOznujyKsoc&feature=related"]YouTube- Mark Boucher Sledging Cricket[/ame]

 

[kingjack]

well i wasnt gonna bring this one out. but looks like i will

this guys in more trouble than a pregnet nun

 

[Warney]

haha lol i dare you to say that in a competitive cricket match! One of my district team mates is one of the biggest d**ks! He clean bowled the opposition's opening batsman and screamed, "BACK TO THE NETS D***HEAD!!!!!!" And has got himself a 2 game penalty for it!!!!

 

[Richo]

An oldie but a goody:
This guy is no good ....I've seen a better batter at my local Fish & Chips shop!